D-isms

February 2, 2010

D: Mommy, I’m connecked.

Me: You’re connected?

D: No, Mommy, look, I’m connecked. I don’t have any clothes on.

At lunch with my dad for his birthday…

D: Mommy, why do you keep calling Papa Daddy?

And, then later…

D: Mommy, how old is Papa?

Me: I think he’s 39. Why don’t you ask him?

My Dad: I’m 67.

D: Wow, that’s a lot of money!!!
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Last Day of Summer

August 9, 2008

Yesterday was the last official day of summer vacation. Chris took the day off of work to hang with the boys, and we started the celebration with a trip to “The Donut House” as Daniel has dubbed it. Most Americans call it Krispy Kreme. Mmmmmm.Then we went to Lake Lanier Islands Water Park. The boys had a blast. Chris printed copies of the map that both of them studied all the way to the park. Jonah rode EVERY ride in he park except for the one that he was too short to ride. He even rode a ride called the Intimidator.
Then Jonah went to spend the night with Grant, Chris took Daniel to “The Mouse House,” otherwise known as Chucky Cheese, and I went to a Middle School Girl’s sleepover in Hamilton Mill. The girls kept me up until 4:30, and I had to leave by 8 to get home. Fun times. Oh those lazy hazy days of summer.
Duncan Creek here we come!!!!!!!

Have you ever noticed that when you pick your children up from the nursery at church, they always tell you that your children were good? Hmmm. I know my children. Am I living in a fantasy world to think that they possibly act better for someone else than they do for me?

Let me explain. My children were both screamers as babies. Some call it “colic,” I call it “my boys screamed their bloody heads off until they were nine months old.” Yet, I would always pick them up from the nursery at church- I went to every service offered, by the way, because that was my only break from feeling like I was going to throw them out of the window- just kidding (about going to every service, that is; not about wanting to throw them out of the window)- and they would tell me, “Oh he has been fine, he just started screaming like this,” as she yells over my child who sounds like he should be in some excorcism type thriller film. I was blessed with this not once, but twice. But, I digress. My point is, I chose to believe that maybe they hadn’t screamed the entire service and they had just started up, as they felt my presence approach the nursery. Not that I would have wanted them to call me out of the service to handle it anyway. This was the only break I got.

Was I fooling myself? I’ll never know because we have moved since then, so there is no one to fess up…

But, now I am friends with the nursery coordinator, so I get to hear about the wonderful children that I have. You know this is going somewhere specific, don’t you?

This past week, Daniel really wanted to go in Jonah’s classroom to play with his older brother and his friends. When we told him no, he pitched the fit of all fits (okay every fit that is in front of other human beings is the fit of all fits, but this one was really bad). At that point of course, we had to follow through, and make Daniel go in his own classroom. He got to play with Mr. Cool Guy (his name has been changed to protect the innocent), who is Jonah’s favorite teacher- apparantly, Jonah forgot to inform his little brother. Daniel goes into the classroom throwing toys and screaming, and Chris and I turn around and walk very quickly to the service without looking back, so that they wouldn’t stop us.

When Chris picked Daniel up, Mr. Cool Guy said that he had pretty much screamed the entire time. I mean Daniel, not Mr. Cool Guy. Of course I am sure that Mr. Cool Guy went home and screamed for at least an hour. I’m sorry Katina that we are wiping your nursery workers out one by one.

Then, when I went by Katina’s (nursery coordinator, if you haven’t figured that out by now) house Monday morning, she let me know that not only had Daniel screamed the entire service but also that he had decorated his classroom wall with red crayon. LOVELY!!!!!

Here was Mr. Cool Guy’s response to Katina about helping in the nursery this upcoming Easter morning:

“Sorry Kristina… I’ll be in AL.
But I did help decorate for the service… Daniel and I… little red celebration on the wall… it was the least I could do…
Cool dude”

Katina, he’s going to Alabama. I would not expect him back any time soon. We have that effect on people. Sorry I can’t fill in for him.

I wonder if I can sneak in there with a magic eraser before Easter?

Daniel’s First Danielism

January 17, 2008

We got a little bit (and I mean a very little bit) of snow at our house last night. It was the boys’ first experience with snow, and they had a blast. I promise to post photos later.
Jonah kept making snow balls by gathering snow from the car, and Daniel loved helping him. Daniel didn’t call them snowballs though; he called them “snowman balls.”